As always… Your feedback, comments, criticisms are welcome…
Last night I rushed from the house at dusk wearing just a T-shirt on my top half. I was seething with heat and warm right through. The setting sun was the deepest brightest red you can imagine. Pure and terrible. I was hunting rabbits across the field. I was running on all fours, ass naked, with my credit card in one hand and my mobile phone in the other. I didn’t catch any, but my girlfriend did and was happily feeding a baby rabbit to a human baby who was happy to gum the soft flesh like a juicy scrap of warm greasy chicken. I held the body of a tiny rabbit in my hand and could easily peel away the skin and get to the nourishing flesh beneath. I raised the skinned corpse to my nose and smelt nothing.
I would like to make a formal announcement of an exhibition.
I have a show booked. It’s going to be amazing. More details forthcoming but it’s in CPH and will start around Saturday 18th August at ‘Din Nye Ven’ (which means Your New Friend) cafe bar.
I really like the way this turned out! In stock mid-June.
click here for more info.
Check out BEAMS T Tokyo. They are now stocking a limited selection of my label Black Humours. They’ve got the mirror silver Bad Apple’ T – which I want! And the new Black Bear design too!
To see more at BEAMS T Tokyo click here
If you like skidding along on a piece of wood behind a boat or a wire then you’ll find it more satisfying on this 2012 Special Edition board by moi.
Get it now you fuckers. Click Here
My son Embryo Boy has got his own Twitter account…
Ebay Auction is now LIVE. Price for the original signed drawings is currently £4!
Lot 07: click here
Lot 08: click here
You can buy these drawings. The money you buy them with will help to fund the Bath Art College show in London for the graduating year. You will become a good person.
Click Here to see the current bids on art by others too.
So here’s some pictures of the ‘Crests on Request’ day at Pick Me Up 2012. I’m tired, and my drawing arm is black and blue. Thanks to the amazing assistants who helped me take bookings, and thanks to Pick Me Up for asking me. Sorry if your photo isn’t here, I was so busy I forgot to photograph some people.
Yo! Heraldry Fans. Yeah!
All day (from 2pm) and all night long (until 9pm) at night on Thursday 29th March 2012
NOTE: Entrance is on Victoria Embankment at the lower level – not at the Strand entrance. Nearest tubes are Temple and Embankment.
I will be appearing LIVE (like Rock n’ Roll) and drawing your family crest for you, in whatever way I damn well please. We’ll be concentrating on reality, fun and the future and disregarding your family’s chequered past as vagabonds, weasel hustlers, dung polishers, hog warblers and royalists.
It’s free! Kind of. You’ll get a crest for free. You have to pay £6 or £8 (depending on whether you are middle class or upper class) to get into the whole Pick Me Up event. But then you get to see a heap of exhibitions by great people, and also swan about in the grand buildings etc fantasising about being an aristocrat or tax collector. There will be cappuccino for those with pocket money. Also, I’ll be selling signed posters in the shop and a new book specially published for the event. Woop Woop.
Also! NEW BOOK! Specially for the event. 20 copies only. From the shop at the event. £4.50
Some reprints, some classics, some new ones – OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Available here at my own webshop and at the Pick Me Up shop at Somerset House March 20th – 31st.
check out the slides for my slideshow…
I drew this 4 frame picture below in 30 mins in front of a live audience on the internet yesterday against another illustrator from London. That’s SEVEN minutes per drawing. It was a graphic battle! The theme was ‘A Christmas Nightmare’. Each drawing is based on a quote from French existentialist philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre.
Shop: click here
I just got my copy of this zine style magazine I illustrated in collaboration with Apartamento Magazine. You can get it if you buy the latest issue of Apartamento. Hope you like it, it was fun to do…
(Imagine hip hop beats in your head)
I got pages
that go on for ages
451 fahrenheit cos my binding’s tight
pull back the covers and climb inside
with the content I’m crammed with
keep you terrified
to me the publishing game
it ain’t no thing
whether you bind perfect
or with a ring
keepin’ it black n’ white
’cause it’s more real
uh huh yeah what up
my total skill.
I’m a pen master
don’t got no wizards hat
use a motorcycle helmet
drawing runes and spells to scare ya
I’m a rockin’ solid mutha
And I just don’t care yeah.
(lyrics from Street Zine Machine by Hipper Hopper JB Bopper MC © 2011)
Him no prick get me.
Photos by Rasmus Stolberg
If you want to get these things tattooed on your scaly hide then print out the jpeg, take it to a tattoo artist and get it done. Then send me a photo or photos or ideally video in close up of you being scarred for life… I’ll then post your photos/videos here. And send you a free gift as yet unspecified. Instant ignominy!
Made as a very limited edition in collaboration with French edition printer ‘Eugene Et Pauline’ for the Terrain Bike Polo show in Rouen, France. This silkscreen print depicts three bicycle polo players fighting over the ball. 50cm x 70cm super high-quality two colour hand-pulled silkscreen print. Signed in an edition of only 15 prints. £60.00 incl. FREE Postage to UK & most EU Countries
For more details: click here
Yes indeed… £40 (plus postage probably) normally £80. Ideal __________ presents… Visit my shop to find out more: click here
That’s hand-made, hand-pulled seriograph/silk screen prints on beautiful Italian paper.